How It All Goes Down
- Will and Ajay assert how heterosexual they are by talking about how hot girls are for a couple pages.
- Then Ajay escorts Will to the student union, where they discover Will is on full scholarship.
- He can purchase anything he wants. No limits.
- Will buys clothes and snacks.
- Back at the dorm, Ajay gives Will a pager, because despite having tablets that can expand and contract in size, they live like they're in 1992.
- Strangely, no contact with the outside world, not even through the internet, is allowed on campus.
- Ajay also fills Will in on all the activities on campus, like square dances and bowling leagues.
- Spoiler alert: Ajay is all tell, no show. You won't see any of these activities mentioned ever again. Sorry, Lebowski fans. No bowling here.