Lies & Deceit Quotes in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

How we cite our quotes: (Chapter.Paragraph)

Quote #10

"Such great skills! Such a slayer of zombies! And yet, when one was in your home, you had not perception enough to see her." 

"Are you so daft as to suppose that I did not know Charlotte for what she was? Are you incapable of understanding my generous motives? That my new priest might know some measure of happiness? Tell me, why do you suppose she changed so slowly? Why did I invite her to tea so often—for the pleasure of her company? No! It was my serum which kept her alive those few happy months. A few drops at a time, unnoticed, into her cup." 

"Such an experiment can hardly be called 'generous.' You did nothing but prolong her suffering!" (56.36-38)

Elizabeth thinks that Lady Catherine has been tricked by Charlotte, but her ladyship points out that she knew Charlotte was a rotting zombie carcass all along. Because, duh. Turns out Lady Catherine was actually pulling her own little side scheme by keeping Charlotte alive for longer than she needed to be. Elizabeth doesn't think that was a very nice thing to do. Poor ninth-tenths dead Charlotte.