Time Bandits Foolishness and Folly Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Time Bandits.

Quote #7

EVIL: Now we must bait the hook, see if they bite...and pull them in. Stand by for mind control.

Oh, they're gonna bite. Greed, it seems, is one of the hallmarks of being a fool in this flick. Can't say we disagree…

Quote #8

VINCENT: You've ruined everything! Pansy! Pansy, I can explain! It's only the thing on my nose and the hairpiece! Everything else is fine!

With Vincent on the Titanic, there's a very straightforward question: is Vincent an idiot because he lies to the woman he loves, or is he an idiot simply for being in love? Frankly, it could be both.

Quote #9

RANDALL: I've got something to say to you, Kevin.

KEVIN: Go away.

RANDALL: It's about the map.

KEVIN: The map? I don't understand you, Randall. You've got something really brilliant like that, and you're just wasting it.

RANDALL: I wouldn't call this exactly "wasting" it.

Actually, Randall, you are so wasting it. How about heading into the future? Or back to see the Constitution being framed? Champagne and caviar are pretty small potatoes compared to that.