Time Bandits Foolishness and Folly Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Time Bandits.

Quote #4

RANDALL: Do you want to be leader of this gang?

STRUTTER: No, we agreed. No leader!

RANDALL: Right. So shut up and do as I say.

The dwarves never quite get their act together, and Randall sort of becomes Moe to the rest of the Three Stooges. He's the guy who thinks he's the smart one and just assumes they'll all fall in line, which kind of makes him the biggest idiot of the bunch.

Quote #5

ROBIN HOOD: And you're a robber, too. How long have you been a robber?

STRUTTER: Four foot one.

ROBIN HOOD: Good lord! Jolly good! Four foot one? Well, th-th-th-that is a long time, isn't it?

Robin Hood is intended as a poke at British royalty, the ones who go out and shake the hands of coal miners and factory workers and ask dithering questions that no normal person would ask. It's awkward and phony, and anyone who participates in it would have to be some kind of moron…

Quote #6

ROBIN HOOD: Jolly good. What's your name?

KEVIN: Uh, Ke—

ROBIN HOOD: Ke. What a jolly nice name.

Yep, he's not too bright, this one. Again, like Randall, you get the sense that the guy in charge is a pretty dim bulb himself.