Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Family Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Quote #4

HENRY: (Examining the vase he just broke over Indiana's head:) Late 14th century Ming Dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.

INDIANA: And the head. You hit me, Dad.

HENRY: I'll never forgive myself.

INDIANA: Don't worry. I'm fine.

HENRY: Thank God.
 
Indiana smiles broadly.
  
 
HENRY: (Pointing at the vase:) It's fake. See, you can tell with the cross sections.

It's not too hard to see why Indiana's spent his whole life being a wee bit perturbed at his pop. Henry's work pretty much always comes first for him. It's like an obsession that just never lets up.

Quote #5

NAZI OFFICER: You have the diary in your pocket.

HENRY: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here?

(Pause.)

HENRY: (To Indiana:) You didn't, did you?

(Pause.)
  

HENRY: You didn't bring it, did you?

INDIANA: Well, uh...

HENRY: You did!

INDIANA: Look, can we discuss this later?

HENRY: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.

INDIANA: Will you take it easy?

HENRY: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!

INDIANA: I came here to save you!

HENRY: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?

INDIANA: I told you— (Grabs a Nazi officer's gun and shoots all of the officers dead.)

INDIANA: Don't call me Junior!

HENRY: Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!

Could these two sound any more like a bickering father and son here? (We mean, that is what they are, after all, but still.) Henry puts his faith in Indiana, which is a step in the right direction for improving their relationship, but Indiana promptly goofs up, as sons (and daughters) so often do.

Quote #6

HENRY: The quest for the Grail is not archaeology. It's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the Earth. Do you understand me?

INDIANA: This is an obsession, Dad. I never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.

HENRY: Yes, she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me. All I could do was mourn her.

The family drama plot thickens. Not only do we have a dysfunctional father and son, but now we have a mother in the middle, hiding an illness. Is this an action adventure movie or an episode of Empire?