Annie Hall Sex Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Annie Hall.

Quote #4

ALVY: That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.

When Alvy feels his sex life is going well, he feels his relationship is going well, too.

Quote #5

ALVY: You know what you are? You're polymorphously perverse.

ANNIE: What does that mean? I don't know what that is.

ALVY: You're exceptional in bed because you get pleasure in every part of your body when I touch it. You know what I mean? Like the tip of your nose, and if I stroke your teeth or your kneecaps, you certainly get excited.

We don't know about you, but if somebody tried to stroke our teeth, we'd probably bite their fingers off. (We're glad Alvy's happy, though.)

Quote #6

ALVY: I don't know why you have to get high every time we make love.

ANNIE: It relaxes me.

ALVY: You have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?

ANNIE: Well, what's the difference anyway?

ALVY: Well, I'll give you a shot of sodium pentothal. You can sleep through it.

ANNIE: Oh come on. Look who's talking. You've been seeing a psychiatrist for fifteen years. You should smoke some of this. You'd be off the couch in no time.

It's pretty clear that marijuana becomes a bedroom crutch for Annie. It's equally clear that Alvy wants to take that crutch and flush it down the toilet.