Time Bandits Time Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Time Bandits.

Quote #7

RANDALL: How could I know we were gonna run slap-bang into an iceberg? It didn't say "get off before the iceberg" on the ticket.

Randall is making excuses here. You have a map that lets you travel through time, dude. And even if you didn't, it's the Titanic. Read a book sometime, Randall.

Quote #8

EVIL: I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow, the world!

Interesting that even with the map—which renders time infinite—Evil still has to wait until "the day after tomorrow" to begin his evil plan. This is a good time to note that in this movie, it's not how much time you have but what you do with it that counts.

Quote #9

RANDALL: We just found the biggest hole in the universe, and it's practically below our feet!

That hole really does open up the cosmos since our heroes can—and do—go anywhere in their quest to stop Evil from remaking the universe.