Shu and Tefnut's Conversations

Shu and Tefnut's Conversations

Wall

Geb

Dad?

Shu

Yes, son?

Geb

You need to move a few miles to your left.

Shu

Why? Nut's not falling.

Geb

likes this.

Geb

No, but your foot is in my eye.

Shu

Whoops! Sorry.

Ra uploaded a video to Shu and Tefnut's Wall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeutC1WN6dc

Ra

What's the meaning of this?

Geb

I can't breathe here. Help?

Tefnut

So, are you going to apologize?

Geb

Who, me? I didn't do anything! I woke up to find myself underwater in the wrong places.

Tefnut

Not you. Your father.

Shu

I didn't know you were mad, dear?

Ra

Tefnut, stop taking your rage out on mortals. You'll kill them.

Geb

likes this.

Most of humanity likes this.

Tefnut

Oh, all right.

Shu

I've got an idea for us to make some money.

Tefnut

Money? What do we need money for?

Shu

We don't, but just listen. I'm going to rent out space in me.

Tefnut

Rent out space? What? Why?

Shu

Airplanes, my dear. Without me, they can't fly. It's time they paid up.

Geb

Do I get half the take?

Shu

Whatever for?

Geb

Well, it's nighttime on half of Geb all the time. Planes don't just fly in the day, Dad.

Geb

likes this.

Tefnut

She's got a point.

Geb

likes this.

Thoth

Thoth posted a link on Shu and Tefnut's Wall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKoB0MHVBvM

Thoth

Look what a little candy and soda can do with air and moisture.

likes this.

Horus the Elder likes this.

likes this.

Horus the Younger likes this.

Shu

That. Is. So. COOL.

Tefnut

I'm not cleaning that up.

What a waste of perfectly good candy.

Bes likes this.

Hey, man.

Shu

Hello there!

Tefnut

Wow! Long time no see.

Sorry. I've been away.

Shu

Things good, bro?

Not really.

Tefnut

Oh no! What happened?

I had to move.

You mean we imprisoned you in Tartarus.

likes this.

Yeah.

After we cut off your…you know.

Shu

No!

Tefnut

No!

Oh, yes.

Shu

Harsh.

Harsh? You think? He put my beautiful babies in prison.

Beautiful? Three of them had only one eye, and the other three had hundreds of hands!

Kronos still has my sickle.

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The Titans

like this.

Did I say beautiful? I meant adorable….