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Night shift again. :(
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I can't. Seriously, Ra would kill me (you know, if Apep didn't kill him first... yikes). I just wish there were more parties at, like, 2 p.m. This gig kind of ruins my social life.
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Can you babysit Horus this afternoon? I'm going on a date with Osiris.
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Ooooookay. Anywhoo, the scorpions and I will be by in an hour or so. We'll just see you guys then.
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Whoever wants to come: Book Club at my house Sunday morning. We'll be discussing The Little Black Book of Gastroenterology (3rd edition, naturally). I'll have snacks. Neith, my beautiful co-host, will supply the beverages.
I am so in.
Awww yeah, gastro-girls unite! I told Duamutef that he's coming too. He never checks his profile, so consider this my RSVP for him.
is attending.
is attending.
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I was just taking some souls down to the River Styx last night and thought of you. It's been, what, like two years since that Dealing with the Dead conference??
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Has it really been two years? Man, I've got to find more reasons to get out of town. I skipped last year's because I couldn't get the time off.
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I hear the theme this year is "Be Sensitive: on Guiding Those Who Don't Know They're Dead." Guaranteed to be terrible, but Hades said I have to go.
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Guys, it's going to be totally good. I've got a whole series of classes I'm doing! My favorite is—wait for it—"Making Conversation: What to Do When Your Company is a Bit Stiff". Eh? EH??
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Yeah, don't be fooled by whatever the Board came up with for the theme. It's going to be great. I'm getting a panel together on the Ethics of Funeral Pyres. It's kind of a hot-button issue.
Are you still working in Duat?