Rachel Rebeccah Price Quotes

I wanted to live under the safe protection of somebody who wore decent clothes, bought meat from the grocery store like the Good Lord intended, and cared about others. (4.5.5)

Oh, Rachel. We must not have been reading very carefully, because we don't remember there being any supermarkets in the Bible. Rachel falls into the category of people who think America is blessed by God and everyone should and wants to live that way.

Leopoldville [has] nice paved streets for the whites, and surrounding it, for miles and miles, nothing but dusty run-down shacks for the Congolese. [...] Americans would never stand for this kind of unequal treatment. (2.11.13)

America being, at the time, the country of Jim Crow laws. And Rachel thinks they wouldn't stand for unequal treatment? LOL.

I detest the part [of the Bible] where Lot offered his own virgin daughters to the rabble of sinners. [...] What kind of a trade is that? And his poor wife, of course, got turned to a pillar of salt. (1.3.21)

We'd never call Rachel Price a feminist, but at least she's not too ditzy to see the unequal way that the women of the Bible are sometimes treated.