Perseus's Conversations
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It's boring being dead.
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Dude, I was thinking we could start a Monday Night Fight Club or something. You know, spice things up a bit here in Hotel California?
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How come Heracles was made immortal and not me?
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Percy, have you seen my sandals?
Hi, sugar muffin! It's a beautiful night tonight. Why don't you come home to the constellation?
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Sippin' on some immortals' nectar and thinking of you.
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Doesn't a god have more important things to do than write on my wall? Oh, wait, I forgot! You're, like, THE LEAST most important god on Mount Olympus.
AHdghd agggggaAAh!
Jugug uaaaa!!!
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Allow me to translate for my poor, fallen son, Cetus: YOU GREASY FLYING MONKEY! YOU STOLE MY DINNER!!!
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That was a long time ago. Plus, he still seems to be able to use the internet. Get over it. And go back to your anger-management class already.
You're hurting my feelings.