What?! I didn't make you sleep with your mother, kill your father, and gouge out your own eyes.

You let everything that's bad out into the world—it's all your fault.

It was Zeus! I was an innocent pawn! He was just trying to punish humanity because Prometheus gave us fire.

I didn't make you open that jar.

You had me made! You knew what I'd do.

Yes, and I don't care.

Sorry, Orpheus and I are really busy with his comeback tour.

I would, but my garden really needs all my attention right now.

I can't read. ☺

People already hate me—I can't be seen associating with you.

Wow, you couldn't even make up an excuse?

Just tellin' it to you straight, sweetie pie.

Don't open it!

Mom, seriously???

Don't do it, Aunt Pandora!

JK...no jar here. ☺

That was seriously not funny.

In this life so full of suffering, you either laugh or you cry.