Kronos (Saturn)'s Conversations
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Shuffleboard tournament on the Elysian Islands tonight!
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Wishing Rhea would forgive me and come down to the Elysians tonight.
You ate my babies, you weirdo.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
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How could you lock the Cyclopes and the Hekatonkheires down into Tartarus? They're your brothers. And you'd just castrated your father for the same thing…
Amen.
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I don't know why Hades doesn't come over to the Elysians to visit his dear old Dad. We live in the same time zone now and everything.
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I know you were at Theseus's beach party yesterday. I know it! And you didn't come by to see me.
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You Olympians are the whiniest gods I've ever seen. In my day, we didn't have time to be depressed.
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I hate all of you! You are the worst children ever. How could you rebel against your own father? How could you steal my throne? I want to… eat you. Eat you! Again. If only I'd won the War of the Titans, you'd still be in my belly where you belong!
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Dad, what have we said about this kind of talk? We wouldn't want to go back to that bottomless black pit, now would we?
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What? I was just joking. Love you guys! Come by my beach house whenever you want. Bring the kids. ☺
Glad you're enjoying retirement, Dad.