Khepera (Khepri)'s Conversations

Khepera (Khepri)'s Conversations

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Ra

Check it out!

Atum

likes this.

Horus

likes this.

Amun

likes this.

Ra

They caught you on your day off!

Horus

Bahaha! BUSTED.

Khepera

Hey, I got some serious air on that drop. And it was great cardio!

Khepera

I'm going to a Scarab concert this weekend. Anybody want to come with?

Horus

Is it metal?

Khepera

Of course it's metal.

Horus

likes this.

Montu

likes this.

Seth

likes this.

Khepera

Check out the new song.

Montu

Hey, they're Egyptian! REPRESENT.

Seth

Better get four tickets.

Nephthys

Make it five.

Seth

I didn't know you liked death metal, honey.

Nephthys

…duh?

Seth

Oh. Right.

Thoth

You know, Khepera, something about you bugs me.

Khepera

Ha ha ha. Very funny, bird boy.

Thoth

Sorry. Just monkeying around.

Isis

Stop, stop! The puns are killing me.

Thoth

Would you prefer I just winged it, Isis?

Mortal

Great Khepera, I have a stupid question, but it's driving me nuts. Please don't smite me.

Khepera

I'm hard to offend, kid. Ask.

Mortal

Don't you get dizzy, rolling around all day?

Khepera

You know, I never thought about it.

Ra

Great. Now I'm going to have to invest in motion-sickness medicine. Good job, Khentihotep.

Mortal

You know my name?

Ra

And where you sleep. You're toast if my sun boat crashes tomorrow.

Khepera

Don't be so hard on him. If I've managed this many million years, I think I'll be fine.

Ra

You'd better be. We've got a solstice to make happen.

Hathor

Check this out, dude.

Khepera

That's nice. Thanks for sharing!

Hathor

I thought you'd appreciate the beautiful pictures and the good press.

Khepera

It helps, since everybody focuses on the dung and not on the beetle!

Hathor

Awwww.

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