Hephaestus (Vulcan)'s Conversations
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How's that new chariot coming?
Can you speed it up? The world's kind of dark without the sun being drawn across the sky.
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It's not my fault you let Phaeton drive the thing. A sun-chariot is not a toy for children.
Like I really need reminding. You seriously are a tool.
Wait... what?!
Yeah, well it looks like Ares is taking over one of your jobs as a husband.
Like I said, hurry up with my chariot.
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There's more hammering in my head than in the forge today. Do not go out with Dionysus on a work night.
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Just forged the most marvelous sword.
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Why would you craft a girdle that makes everybody attracted to me, and then get mad when everybody is attracted to me?
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Whatevs, I'm surprised anyone is attracted to a girdle anyway. I mean... a girdle? Who wears girdles?
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Hey, you think you can whip up a fresh batch of arrows for me?
Almost done.