Heka's Conversations

Heka's Conversations

Wall

Heka, why are your hands always in the air?

Two reasons. One, I love to party. Two, that symbol means "ka," or soul, which forms part of my name in hieroglyphs.

Oh. I thought it meant that you were ready to surrender to police.

Why? I didn't do anything.

Yeah...sure you didn't.

Amenhotep I

Heka, what do you do on a daily basis?

Magic, you know.

Amenhotep I

That's kind of vague.

Well, I interact with a lot of kas. You know, souls?

Amenhotep I

Yup.

I stir them up and make them all awake. That's what helps bring about magic powers. I tap into their already existing inner power.

Amenhotep I

So, you mean I already have magic in me?

Yup. Just like Houdini.

Heka hurled a sacrificial goat at Isis.

Want to go for a drink later?

Sure. Where?

How about The Dancing Palm in Thebes?

Nah. I like the beer at The Pharaoh's Foot better.

Heka is wondering why he has to always be the one to invent miracle cures for physicians. I mean, get it together, already.

Man, are you coming to the Doctors' Conference this year?

Where is it this year?

South Beach. Miami.

Of course. I wouldn't miss it.

Egyptian Peasant

Heka, would you be able to cure my foot?

What's wrong with it?

Egyptian Peasant

My donkey stepped on it.

Yeah. Don't walk on it for a while. That's my magic cure.

Heka is annoyed that he and Ma'at always have to work together to maintain the harmony and balance of the universe. Why can't he get to chill with other ladies?

Isis, Hathor, and 82 others like this.

Heka, what's my password again? Can you divine it for me?

Isn't it just TheDeadWillRiseAgain?

No, that's mine.

Then, what's mine?

Try KingoftheWorld.

I'm in! Thank you.

I think we should team up for a magic show.

Last time we did, you turned me into a rabbit and wouldn't let me out of Hermes's hat.

Okay. I promise I won't do that this time.

Fine. Only if I can saw you in half and send you to Hades.

No way.