How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Deadpool.
Quote #7
WEASEL: Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this because as of now, you only have one course of action.
WADE: Damn straight. Find Francis.
WEASEL: Star in horror films.
Weasel is such a helpful, practical friend.
Quote #8
WEASEL: …The douchebag does think you're dead, right?
WADE: Yeah.
WEASEL: That's good. You should keep it that way.
WADE: What, like wear a mask?
WEASEL: Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. I am sorry. You are…haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
WADE: Like a testicle with teeth.
WEASEL: You will die alone. I mean, if you could die. Ideally, for others' sake.
WADE: That'll do.
This exchange shows that Wade's in on the joke when it comes to his appearance. We mean, of course he is. We're willing to bet Wade's already come up with three-dozen insults about his gnarly new face before he sets foot in Sister Margaret's. Still, Weasel's reactions don't do much to encourage Wade to get over himself and go talk to Vanessa.