Eros (Cupid)'s Conversations
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Ha! Joke's on you, Tiger.
Elin Nordegren
Don't blame him!!! Blame yourself!!!!
Tiger Woods
It was the arrow, Elin. It was the arrow!
Elin Nordegren
I'll tell you what you can do with that arrow!!
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Hey pooches, remember Project Narcissus?
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Is missing his Psyche while he's in DC for the weekend.
Psyche
Miss you too, babe. Behave yourself. lol
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Gonna be in Hollywood tonight. Paparazzi be ready!
Psyche
No more headlines…
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Chariot racing tonight? xoxoxoxoxoxxxxxxx
Psyche
Can I come?
Psyche
But, I am a god now.
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Would you kindly stop RUINING the marriages I've worked so hard to bless?
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EXCUSE ME, Hera? What? Does Zeus have a new mistress or something? Or did you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
I hate you so much.