Asclepius's Conversations
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Thanks again for raising me from the dead.
I don't know how to respond to that statement.
But you're a god now. Or a constellation? I forget. Which one are you?
I'm asking you. It seems like you'd be the best person to ask.
As the god of roosters, I take personal offense to that fact that you and your awful daughter, Hygeia, demand my kind as a sacrifice for your services.
How could you care so much about people, yet be cruel to animals?
Yes, I did make it out of the Life is Strife show alive. Thanks to everyone for all the letters of concern. I would highly recommend everyone avoid Eris and her trashy talk show in the future. If we all stop watching this garbage, then the goddess of strife will lose her ratings and thus her power.
Listen to Asclepius, everybody! Eris is awful. I barely made it out of my appearance on her show.
Why don't you all come on my little show and settle the dispute?
I have to say, I'm not sure I would do it over again given the choice.