Artemis (Diana)'s Conversations
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Boy, it sure sucks here in Hades.
How does anyone deserve to be turned into a deer and ripped apart by his own dogs?
I didn't know that you and your little nymphs would be bathing in that pool. It was an accident that I saw you. Naked.
You are completely psychotic. Do you know that?
Whatever, anything to liven up this boring place.
Crap.
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Wondering why Apollo hasn't come to hang out lately.
Why don't you give me my job back then?!!!
I will destroy you.
Punk.
Poophead.
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A lovely night for a moonlit swim.
Hurrah!
Totally. Maybe me and my satyr pals can join?
What?
;)
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Hey, Arty, Eros and I have got the perfect guy for you. How about a blind date? He is a Cyclops, but if you can look past the whole one eye thing...
You got what you deserved.