Ares (Mars)'s Conversations
Wall
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Me and Aphrodite kickin' it all night tonight.
Hephaestus
Bite me.
Hippolyta
Hey Dad, thanks for the new spears. They're totally lethal.
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Why do you insist on starting pointless wars?
Mortal
Dear Lord Ares, I want to start a food fight in my school cafeteria. Can you help?
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I hate mortals. Lucky for you, I love food fights. Make sure you get lots of honey, and maybe I'll help.
Mortal
Anything you say, Lord Ares!
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Hi pooh bear <3 <3 <3
Eris
Hey man, are we joy-riding tonight? I got firecrackers.
Eris
Are you serious?
Eris
And get ignored by your family? No thanks.
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We are expecting you for family dinner tonight. Your father wants to speak with you.
Not if I have anything to say about it.