Ammit's Conversations

Ammit's Conversations

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If someone breaks your heart, does that mean it's no good anymore?

No. Why?

Oh. 'Cause I wanna wreck it like Ralph if it's still good, or, you know, take unusable extra hearts off of people's hands... or chests.

shared a link: because two hearts are better than one… especially at snack time.

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Let's grab drinks and settle this score once and for all.

Fine, but only if we go to my favorite bar in Memphis—The Devourer's Den.

Yeah… I don't think so. Let's go to my favorite bar in Thebes instead—Beer and Justice for All.

Ladies, let's make a compromise. We'll all go to my spot in Avaris, The Imbibing Baboon.

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Ramesses II

Hey, can you do me a favor?

Sure.

Ramesses II

Can you go to Kadesh in the Hittites's lands and eat all their hearts for me?

Sorry, pal. I'm stuck here until 5:00PM. Underworld closing time.

Ramesses II

After that?

I'm playing shuffleboard with Ahmose I tonight... maybe another time.

Reading romance novels. Ah, love. Too bad you need a heart to appreciate it.

Let's go get pancakes on Sunday morning.

Nuh-uh. I don't trust you with other women.

He's never cheated on you, Isis. Also, I'm into other hybrid animals. You know, maybe a cheetah-turkey mix. Or a Pegasus.

Hey!

Hey cousin! Nice to see you on here.

How's your hippo side coming along?

Not as well as her croc part, I think.

Sekhmet

She's part lion, too.

Guys, guys, simmer down: Each of my thirds is equally awesome. Duh.

Who's coming up on our scale today, Ammit?

We have a former pharaoh, a politician that took bribes in the form of honey cakes, a baboon trainer, a brick-layer, a make-up counter saleswoman, and a fruit seller who always sells rotten dates.

Sounds like a good day's pickings.

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Watching The Young and the Restless. Are all these heart transplants real? Where can I get my hands on some of those tasty organs?