Physical Danger

Okay, maybe one of the giant Greek letters could fall on you, or you could be trampled in a stampede of protesting students. Short of that, there isn't a lot of physical danger for the Dean of Students. Some of the stress might not be kind to your stomach or your head. Keep the dean's survival kit—Pepto-Bismol, Tylenol, and some fun cell phone game apps—nearby and you should be just fine.