- Inside the church, Sam explains to Zelda Rubinstein that she was just getting the veil.
- She makes it outside without being torn to shreds by poltergeists.
- And who is waiting outside but Jake Ryan and his shiny red car. Ooh la la.
- Sam can't believe he's waiting for her.
- Is this like Cinderella except him attempting to see if her panties fit instead of a glass slipper?
- She tells him she's not going to the reception, and she gets into the car with him.
- He takes her back to his house, where he presents her with a cake and her underwear.
- Jake tells her to blow out the candles and make a wish.
- "It already came true," she says.
- Not quite. They still have to kiss. They do, and the credits roll. Happy birthday!