Mary and Bert Keep It…Platonic?
- Bert's drawing chalk illustrations on the sidewalk near the park, singing "Chim Chim Cher-ee" and soliciting tips.
- Mary's silhouette falls on the ground and Bert recognizes it—he knows Mary and they greet each other like old pals.
- Bert tells the kids that Mary is going to take them on some sort of unexpected adventure, and starts comically miming the scenes in his chalk-drawings.
- They want to do magic to travel inside Bert's drawing of an English countryside. Bert's attempt fails, so Mary does it for them and they travel inside the illustration.
- In the illustrated world, they're all dressed differently. Mary's got a fancy dress on and Bert's wearing a striped suit with white pants and a straw hat.
- Bert sings "Jolly Holiday" in praise of Mary Poppins. It's a little flirtatious. Bert thinks Mary's pretty great, as he leads her down the lane.
- They walk into a farmyard with cartoon animals around. The animals pick up the tune and start singing (in human language).
- It's pretty much the Disney-est thing ever.
- Bert and Mary leave the farm and dance as birds fly around them. Mary's umbrella flies of its own volition and a cartoon squirrel chases after it. Cartoon bunnies, squirrels, and deer race by, and two turtles escort Mary and Bert across a river.
- Mary sings verses praising Bert as a true gentleman who doesn't try to "press his advantage." Bert seems to have mixed feelings about this.
- Mary and Bert sit down at an outside table, and penguin waiters suddenly swarm around, bringing them menus and complimenting them.
- Bert praises Mary above all other women, and then dances with the penguins, somehow altering his pants to make him do more of a penguin-style dance.
- They have a Stomp the Yard-style dance off, with Bert making a dance move and the penguins answering.