Marty Family Quotes

ANGIE: My old lady, every word outta her mouth: "When you gonna get married?"

Sometimes "old lady" means mom, and sometimes it means wife. We'll just leave that right here.

VIRGINIA: I don't have ten minutes privacy with my husband! We can't even have a fight! We don't have no privacy! Everybody's miserable in our house!

Does a person need privacy in order to be happy?

TERESA: And my sister Catherine, she's my sister, but I got to admit, she's an old goat.

Weird that Catherine is a goat while Teresa is a human lady, but they're sisters, right?