Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. According to Ferris, which of the following is not a step in faking out the parents?
Fake a stomach cramp
Moan and wail
Chew a couple of blood capsules
Lick your palms
Q. According to Ferris, what will happen to Cameron in college if he doesn't loosen up?
He'll fail all of his classes.
He'll never pick a major.
His roommate will kill him.
He'll join a Wang Chung cover band.
Q. Fill the blank, please. According to Ferris, "Only the meek get pinched. The _______ survive."
bold
charming
brave
sausage kings
Q. According to Ferris, what would he pray for if he had to live in Cameron's house?
Death
A disease
New parents
A pizza big enough to cover the pitcher's mound at Wrigley Field
Q. According to Ferris, why doesn't he need to take his test on European socialism?
He's not European.
He doesn't plan on being European.
It won't change the fact that he doesn't have a car.
All of the above. Ha. You can't fool me, Shmoop.